Bachelorette Hannah: Episode 1 Recap & Fashion

Before we get into the official Bachelorette Hannah Episode 1 Recap, can we all just take a moment to appreciate an opening episode that was only two hours long? Thank goodness! Remember last season? Three excruciatingly painful hours. So thanks to ABC and the editors/producers who realized what a mistake that was. Thank you. Let's ...

Bachelorette Bracket – Season 15 – Hannah Brown

The speed with which new seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette come out is astonishing. Do they even have time to clean (sanitize) the mansion between drunken drama-fests? Also, it clearly caught me a little off guard since I'd planned to publish the Season 15 Bachelorette Bracket one full week before Hannah's season began, ...

How France Ruined The Bachelor

The title is slightly misleading. Technically France did not ruin the Bachelor franchise. France only ruined my ability to recap the current(ly ending tonight) season of Bachelor. Unclear? My suggestion: grab a nice bottle of bordeaux (St. Emilion, perhaps?) and attempt to follow me. The Bachelor and The Bachelorette have been more impactful in my life ...

Bachelor Colton – Episode 4 Recap & Fashion

Episode 4 was a roller-coaster. In addition to the standard producer and editor-induced drama, there were some very revealing segments that changed my opinion about two of the women (albeit only very briefly for one of them), and an emotionally charged disclosure of one woman's horrific sexual assault. It was a lot to take in, ...

Bachelor Colton – Episode 2 Recap & Fashion

Thankfully, Episode 2 was only two hours long and did not include screaming fans behind past season Bachelor/ettes hanging out in middle America. Don't get me wrong, I grew up in the Midwest and love it dearly, but I don't want to watch someone else's watch party. I digress. This is the Bachelor Episode 2 ...

Bachelor Colton – my bracket picks for Season 23

If you missed the blank Bachelor Bracket for Season 23, the empty bracket is still available here. However, with Episode 2 upon us, it's time for me to reveal my Bachelor Colton Bracket picks. First, a few important notes: 1. The numbers I use for each week are based on the traditional Bachelor/ette format. Obviously, these are subject ...

Bachelor Colton: Episode 1 Reactions

If you're new to the Jeans & a Tank Top Bachelor/ette Recaps, welcome to the Bachelor Colton Episode 1 Reactions! If you're a returning reader, you may be expecting a lengthy, somewhat snarky, full recap of the latest episode. This time we're going to do things a little differently. Instead of taking detailed notes on the first ...

Bachelor Bracket – Season 23 – Colton Underwood

Somehow it's already that time again: in just one week the (latest) Bachelor, Colton Underwood, will be greeting the 23rd round of women spilling out of a series of limos at the Bachelor mansion. Or wait, didn't the mansion suffer damage in the fires? Well, they'll be spilling out of limos somewhere. Yep, time to ...

Bachelorette Becca: Episode 3 Recap & Fashion

Episode 2 left me frustrated and feeling manipulated. That feeling was replicated at the beginning of Episode 3 but quickly morphed into annoyance. Despite an actual dramatic issue in this episode, producers opted to completely fabricate a storyline that fit their version of drama. Look, everyone knows they script the ish out of this show, ...

Bachelorette Becca – my picks for Season 14

If you missed the blank Bachelorette Bracket for Season 14, the empty bracket is still available here. However, with Episode 2 just an hour away (EST), it's time for me to reveal my completed bracket. First, a few important notes: 1. The numbers I use for each week are based on the traditional Bachelor/ette format. Obviously, these are ...