Bachelorette Hannah: Episode 1 Recap & Fashion

Before we get into the official Bachelorette Hannah Episode 1 Recap, can we all just take a moment to appreciate an opening episode that was only two hours long? Thank goodness! Remember last season? Three excruciatingly painful hours. So thanks to ABC and the editors/producers who realized what a mistake that was. Thank you. Let's ...

Bachelor Colton – Episode 4 Recap & Fashion

Episode 4 was a roller-coaster. In addition to the standard producer and editor-induced drama, there were some very revealing segments that changed my opinion about two of the women (albeit only very briefly for one of them), and an emotionally charged disclosure of one woman's horrific sexual assault. It was a lot to take in, ...

Bachelor Colton – Episode 2 Recap & Fashion

Thankfully, Episode 2 was only two hours long and did not include screaming fans behind past season Bachelor/ettes hanging out in middle America. Don't get me wrong, I grew up in the Midwest and love it dearly, but I don't want to watch someone else's watch party. I digress. This is the Bachelor Episode 2 ...

Bachelorette Becca: Episode 3 Recap & Fashion

Episode 2 left me frustrated and feeling manipulated. That feeling was replicated at the beginning of Episode 3 but quickly morphed into annoyance. Despite an actual dramatic issue in this episode, producers opted to completely fabricate a storyline that fit their version of drama. Look, everyone knows they script the ish out of this show, ...

Bachelorette Becca: Episode 1 Recap and Fashion

If you're new to the Jeans & a Tank Top Bachelor/ette Recaps, welcome! If you're a returning reader, good to see you again and thanks for coming back despite a spotty (sometimes non-existent) record the last few seasons! With that, let's get right into the Bachelorette Episode 1 Recap! Becca's word of the day is: blindsided. In case ...

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 2 Recap and Fashion

Alright, abc. We need to talk. Things need to change and they need to change fast. This "To Be Continued" crap that you've been pulling increasingly the past few seasons? It's stupid. Every episode is essentially already a "to be continued" situation because the last man/woman standing isn't revealed until the final episode. Postponing Rose Ceremonies is annoying, ...

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 1 Recap and Fashion

Rachel Lindsay has made her official debut as The Bachelorette and we met all 31 men vying for her heart (or fame), which means it's time for the Bachelorette Episode 1 Recap! A standard first episode without any real surprises, clearly (hopefully?) the "Most Dramatic" moments are yet to come. Scratch that - there was one MAJOR ...

Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay: Season 13 Sneak Peek

The countdown is ON! Season 13 of The Bachelorette, featuring the outstanding Rachel Lindsay, is less than two weeks away. I haven't been this excited about a Bachelor/ette since Ali Fedotowsky (now Ali Fedotowsky-Manno). While the professionals over here (me) work tirelessly on the Official* Jeans & a Tank Top Bachelorette Bracket, Rachel is already wowing ...

Bachelorette Rachel: After the Final (Bachelor) Rose Jumpsuit

It's finally over! Bachelor Season 21 is kaput (as is Nick and Vanessa's honeymoon phase and possibly entire relationship, based on facial expressions and body language during After the Final Rose. While Chris Harrison may have called this the most dramatic season ever, I'm going with the most annoying. Although I haven't seen the ratings ...

Bachelor Nick: Rachel’s Women Tell All Dress

After being a general slacker on all things Bachelor (except the Official* Jeans & a Tank Top Bachelor Bracket), I'm putting out two fashion links in one night. The inspiration? The fantastic jewel-collar gown wore to her final Rose Ceremony on Season 21 of Bachelor. By the time she walked out on Women Tell All, I ...